Patton Oswalt
American stand-up comedian, actor and writer; the voice of Remy in Ratatouille, a star of The King of Queens and author of Zombie Spaceship Wasteland and Silver Screen Fiend.
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Their wordsLove how all the headlines and cable pundits are, “Well, Angie Nixon addressed and promised action on the issues the majority of people have been OPENLY AND CLEARLY SCREAMING ABOUT FOR THE LAST DECADE and somehow she pulled off a ‘surprise’ victory! Politics sure is crazy, huh?
- 6 months earlier
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Trump may be the poison that kills the cancer, tearing apart both MAGA and neoliberalism.
Their wordsMaybe Trump is the exit dose this whole fucked-up system needed? It’s like chemotherapy — the poison ALMOST kills the system but out of that chaos comes the death of the cancer? If this tears apart MAGA *and* neoliberalism then go man go.
- 8 weeks earlier
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Their wordsThe Renee Good murder is so blatant, indefensible and nuance-free that at least it’ll force the Trump Admin to finally say, “Because FUCK YOU, that’s why.” We can actually make progress from that point if we hit that wall.
- 6 months earlier
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Their wordsRemember when BARBIE came out and there were months of online discourse about it and then you went and saw BARBIE and it was an excellent, funny, well-made film? SUPERMAN is an excellent, funny, well-made film.
- 6 weeks earlier
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Their wordsNow they’re using tear gas & stun grenades on the crowds that witness their cowardly “raids.” They’re shit-scared. This is gonna lead to bystander deaths.
- 3 weeks earlier
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Their wordsANDOR is — and I’m amazed that this is the case — a stand-alone STAR WARS epic. If you’ve never seen a single shred of SW you can still follow it for what it is. Knowing SW gives you a few little extra jolts here and there but’s not necessary.
- 2 weeks earlier
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Their wordsIt’s always the biggest failures at life who sign up first to be enforcers, torturers and concentration camp guards. This is beyond fucking dangerous and it’s gonna get people killed.
- 3 months earlier
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Their wordsHey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.