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I wanted to be a teacher but they made me a cop

Adam Mastroianni · 16 May 2023 · experimental-history.com

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  1. Instruction is collaborative: students want to learn, and I want them to learn, too. Evaluation is adversarial: students want the points, and I have to make sure they don’t get too many.
  2. Evaluation forces me to flatten everything I teach into something that can be tested, and it encourages students to ignore everything that isn’t on the test.
  3. If my class is so boring that I have to devise an additional carrot-and-stick system to get students to pay attention, the problem is my class is boring.
  4. Grade harder, grade softer, grade with words rather than numbers, hide the grades entirely—none of it works, because the problem was never the grades themselves. The problem was trying to be both a teacher and a cop at the same time.
  5. One solution is to separate instruction and evaluation. Let teachers be teachers and cops be cops.
  6. Every time we rank one another, we lose a little humanity.